Thursday 18 April 2013

Tasteless Tyskie

I went to a Thatcher funeral party yesterday. The choice of beer was Stella or the Polish lager Tyskie.

As I've said before, I don't mind Stella. It has a smack of hops that gives it the bitterness you expect in a Pils. I hadn't drunk Tyskie before.

I can't imagine what someone asked to describe the taste of Tyskie - like the beer experts at the Brewing Industry International Awards in 2002 who gave it their Gold Medal and Grand Prix - would writeIt's not spit-it-out-of-your-mouth unpleasant, it's just completely tasteless. It literally has no taste. Yet again you're left wondering whether anyone actually drinks stuff like this and positively enjoys it.


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  1. IME its direct competitors Zywiec and Lech have slightly more flavour.

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  2. Tasteless - like someone who celebrates another's death with a party. You might try reading John Donne's Meditation XVII one day.

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    1. Chap, for me it was more about remembering her victims, of which there are many.

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