Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Pope resigns

To be honest, I just wanted to write that headline. Who knows, it might be another six hundred years before anyone gets the chance again.

As a male Catholic and therefore eligible to be elected as Benedict XVI's successor, I hereby declare my candidacy for Pope on a platform of modest reforms including allowing married and gay men and women to be priests again and an end to the theologically shaky bans on abortion and contraception.

Place your bets now!

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